Or, how to have to mop your kitchen floor again.
Thor sez: You touch it!
Loki sez: I ain't touching it, you touch it!
Thor sez: Touch it! I dare you, I double dog dare you, I triple dog dare you!
Loki sez: Okay, okay, keep yer fur on, will ya? I'm touching!
Loki sez: Uh, is this edible?