Does your belly hang low? Can you drop it in a hole? Does it swing to and fro? Oh, does your belly hang low?
I don't know you.
Silver Streak Update:
Since The Streak has become such a source of amusement for my family, friends and co-workers, and I am always striving to improve life on this planet through humor, especially at my own expense, may I present The Streak:
The Streak is currently approximately one inch. The goal is to reach a length of three inches. At that point, there will be a massive hair cutting ceremony and ta-da - I can end my twenty year love affair with Preference by Loreal. That, or I'll not be able to tolerate it and go running back to my beloved bottles of chemical youth.