That first bit of spring fever has abated. I carried myself down to Lowe's (they pulled advertising from O'Meanie's show, remember) and bought some flowers.
I bought this one specifically because of this flower:
The Indian Hawthornes are blooming away. My poor azaleas, they are so confused. One popped out a flower in January, so I had a talk with him about global warming and he stopped. Now he's got one feeble, pathetic looking half bud going on, the others are in such a state of anxiety they don't know what to do. I may have to get some aerosol Valium to spray them with and let them know it's okay to bloom now if they want to.
And this just cracks me up. The long suffering look in his eye.
Loki sez: I consider this an invasion of privacy, you know. Put this on your blog and I'm gonna chew something in half.