I've discovered the cause of global warming! It isn't our rampant use of carbon based fuels. It's the constant spewage of hot air from the mouths of talking heads and experts on the 24 hour newsmertainment channels.
I never saw such blithering as yesterday. Any one who was capable of talking without a point for more than twenty minutes was allowed air time. Can't even wait until there was some news to report to start talking. Just report on what might happen and what that might mean if it did happen and then when it didn't happen, what might happen because what didn't happen didn't happen.
Just blither away, not a care for the environment.
No wonder it's 80 degrees today.
Personality difference. We have them.