Will the New York Times next story be "Britney Being Mind Controlled By Space Aliens"?
Will people driving Hummers ever quit whining about gasoline prices?
Will the car dealership ever stop sending me junk mail? (Why would I want to buy a new car less than a year after I purchased my current car?)
Will Loki ever realize that the FedEx man and the UPS guy aren't really going to kill him?
And now back to our regularly scheduled Thor's Day activities: cat dancing.
Thor sez: That's all folks!