Those who know me, know that I live with a certain simplicity. I wear simple clothes. I live in a simple house which is simply decorated. I drive a simple car.
So it was with that delicious sense of decadence that I accompanied Jason downtown yesterday (how hot was it? There was NO line at Jestine's Kitchen!). Our destination: The shops at the Charleston Palace, King Joe's shining jewel.
What is it?
Loki sez: A new toy for me?
No, dear Loki, it is an iSqueez.
What is an iSqueez you may ask?
Sheer joy with a plug, I say:
A foot massager, you ask? Oh no, grasshopper, this is not your average foot massager. It vibrates, it has rollers that knead your poor tired and sore dogs, it squeezes your aching calves.
It freaks out the kittens.
Loki sez: Laser eyes on.
I can't wait to come home after a long 12 1/2 hour shift and treat my poor old nurse tootsies.
Thor sez: I have a fort.