Warning: Seriously self-indulgent cat photos ahead
Look into my eyezzz. You will play with me now!
Ah. Little red and white polka dot ball.
You must die!
Now I have you!
Now to meet your fate!
Drown evil red and white polka dot ball!
(Editors note: The last picture was not taken with Jason's Kewl Kamera, but with my old crappy camera. It was added for dramatic effect.)