Monday, September 18, 2006

Random Thoughts

Lindsay Graham. What a weenie head. What a shimmy-shammy flippa-floppa-ding-dong. Who did his spine-ectomy? What's he doing? Reading the newspapers and writing out sound bites so he can get re-elected? I wouldn't trust him if he came over and painted my house for me.

Muslims. Okay, I'm one of the dozen liberals in Charleston who actually admit out loud to being one, but WTF? These people need to get over themselves. Every religion is criticized and/or ridiculed. Deal with it. Shooting nuns and calling for jihad and whipping up huge chanting crowds (don't these people have jobs?) is just regoddamndiculous. The vast silent majority of Muslims need to start standing up against this sort of behavior.

"I Had a Baby Signs". Some are suggesting that the woman who had her throat slashed and her baby stolen should bear some of the fault because she had one of those signs announcing the birth. Good God. The crazy pyscho lady who did it bears 100% of the fault because she is the one who did it.

Remember the story about the ER nurse who came home after a hard shift, found a man in her home, then strangled him to death with her bare hands after he began attacking her? Turns out he was a hit man hired by her ex. Moral of the story: don't fuck with ER nurses and especially don't fuck with ER nurses after a bad shift. Bet she was picturing some dickhead doc the whole time she was strangling the guy.

Oy. Off to work with me. Welcome back party tonight for a co-worker who has been out for almost four months with a broken ankle. Jason declined to sleep for four hours, wake up, get dressed, drive to the hospital, attend the party, return home, sleep some more, then get up and go to work. I don't know why.

Thor is so damn goofy. I just want to kiss him a million times.

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