Shamelessly stolen from I Can Has Cheezburger
(Edit: hmm, doesn't show entire caption on my view of the blog. Basically it says In the beginning, Ceiling cat conjured the earth out of thin air.)
For the mildly to the outrageously sacrilegious out there, the Ceiling Cat Bible.
Don't go if you are easily offended.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Thor sez: OMCC!