Really, I'm sorry. Of course Hanna is coming to Charleston. Not only am I on the lock down list at the hospital, I'm having a procedure tomorrow that will leave me pretty much incapacited and unable to finalize my hurricane preparations.
Of course, Jason is stepping up to the plate. He is supposed to bring home more water and some canned goods.
I've shown him the battery powered radio, the photo album evacuation tub, the tarps, the 10 gallon water cooler. I've given high wind/tornado instructions (cats in one closet, human in the other.
But see, he failed the number one question.
What is the first thing you do when you know the hurricane is coming within 50 miles?
He said, secure items in the yard.
No. The correct answer is take all the meat out of the freezer to defrost.
Then you secure the yard. Then you cook all the meat and put it in the fridge.
I have 15 minutes left before I enter my own private hell. Ya'll be good and safe.
Loki sez: Don't worry, if a hurricane comes, I'll grab Thor like this.
And hold him down like this!