I blame you.
I've had to endure "Chocolate Rain" and its multitude of imitators more than is humane. Waterboarding is less torture, I'm sure.
It is so stuck in my head, I'm making up my own lyrics.
He's the fattest cat around.
He runs just like a little girl.
He could never catch a squirrel.
Loki sez: I'm not fat! I'm just big-furred!