Thursday, July 19, 2007

Harper Lee Can Kiss My Grits

A bird pooped on my car while I was in the grocery store this morning. Big honking nasty blob right on my brand new freaking car.

And I know it was a mockingbird. Because they are snotty things, they think they are soooooo much better than other birds. Just because of Harper Lee.

Well, let me tell you, if I catch one of them pooping on my car again and I don't care if she sends Atticus or even Boo after me, that birdie is going to be a Thor toy before it can chirp.

And I was having such a good time on the drive home, before the poop incident, listening to the same song over and over and over. I may listen to it for several more trips. A hundred times if I want to because I can cos I'm a grown up.

What song? Ah, here is a hint: Dijon ketchup!

Loki sez: I know! I know the answer!

And I know I am babbling on in a sleep deprived state, so I shall shut up.

Thor sez: You are capable of shutting up? Interesting.


Heather said...

I Wish I Had a Million Dollars! I'm pretty sure that one is from the Rockspectacle album.

BNL was the last concert I saw. ::happy sigh::

JanetLee said...

Close enough for government work - it's If I Had a Million Dollars - (I'd buy you a K car, a nice Reliant automobile). I love that song and can listen to it like a three year old with a Nemo DVD.

Heather said...

Call it pregnancy brain... I think my fave by them is When I Fall