You'd think I'd be too old for this. No, wait, not too old, too respectable, too dignified.
Alas, I am not.
Whilst browsing amongst the overpriced horrors of "distressed" furniture in a local home furnishings store, we wandered to the bedding section.
NO!! For Pete's sake, go wash your dirty mind.
But, see, there were these sheep. Big, furry, stuffed sheep. And mattresses. Soft, clean, pillow top mattresses.
So, I sort of arranged some sheep in positions that may make it appear as if said sheep are simulating fornication.
Then on the way out, I opened all the December Skirt! magazines to my photo.
I won't be going back anytime soon, I don't reckon.
Loki sez: I'm shocked!