Scott McClellan has resigned as White House Press Secretary. Who can blame him? Poor fella, probably got ulcers from all those lies he had to tell, bless his heart.
I was watching one of his press conferences a few weeks ago, when the whole "who leaked what when, Bushie did, who did" shellgame they were playing was all the network rage.
I had two thoughts on the matter:
1. Did McClellan use an electron microscope to split those hairs he was splitting?
2. Does he just spray his entire body down with anti-perspirant before facing the hordes of evil reporters who just won't sit there and obediantly take down what he says word for word? Cos I would have been a sweatin' plenty telling them whoppers and having those mean ole reporters shoot down everything I said.
I almost felt sorry for him that day.
But not really because he knew that his job was to be a lying skank-hole cover-up artist for Bushie, et al when he took it.
But I hope his ulcer gets better. If he has one. God knows I would if I told even a millionth of the lies he told.