Why do those stupid magazines like Family Circle and Woman's Day always have a picture of a gigantic cake or some such dessert on the cover, but the top headline is: "Lose 10 Pounds In A Week" or "Walk Your Way Into Bikini Season"?
Why don't we go back to non-childproof medication bottles and people just take responsibility for their kids?
Why is there a commercial for a new "prescription strength deodorant" which demonstrates the three layers of protection: layer one fights wetness, layer two fights odor and layer three is a special skin conditioner. Well, how the hell does the conditioner get to the skin through the wetness protection barrier?
Why has Elizabeth Edwards "strayed" by having a different opinion than her husband?
Loki sez: Why don't I fit in here anymore?