Oh, wait, I'm a selfish self centered baby boomer.
I want two new knees. Seriously. This not bending routine is getting old.
I want a profitable market for shed cat hair.
I want fat and cellulite to be sexy.
I want a kitten (or two).
I want to know why I have wrinkles and pimples. This is not fair!
I want to know at what age I have to stop saying I have "prematurely" gray hair.
I want to know why my mortgage company has ignored my three requests for more coupons and why, if they want me to pay on-line, do they charge an extra $17 for the service, when in fact, it saves them money and they should DEDUCT some $$ from my mortgage if I pay on-line.
I want a real car.
I want pistachio nuts to be fat and calorie free.
That's all.
And world peace, sure, why not?
Loki sez: I want more toys.
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