Sutu the Amazing Psychotic Shrinking Cat has:
Gained a pound! Whipped Thor!'s A$$. Played with a toy!
In other news:
Thor! and Loki have melded into a giant, two headed creature!
Thor! sez: No we have not melded. And that old bag of fur did not whip me. I let him 'think' he did. The things you make up!
Loki sez: Excuse me, but exactly where did Sutu find enough food to gain a pound? Cos, I missed second breakfast. And elevensies. And lunch. And second lunch. And pre-supper. And supper. And bedtime snack. And midnight snack. Just saying, ya know.