1. Clean the front hall closet.
2. File the mountain of papers in the "to file pile".
3. Make an appointment to have the house power washed.
5. Brush the cats. (also known as "donate bood")
6. Have my eyebrows waxed.
7. Really try to meet my 1,000 words a day goal.
8. Buy some Elvis cd's.
9. Toss out some of the approximately seven phone books piled up.
Thor and The Amazing Shrinking Cat doing what they do best: nothing.
And they don't even appear to feel guilty about it.