Loki Sunday

Lazy Loki.

Scatter-Day

Dashing and dodging. Went downtown to assist (sit around doing nothing) while Jason did a photo shoot. Then scooted up to the market for the opening of the Moon Pie and RC cola store on Market Street. Had a free moon pie. Saw the giant moon pie that was to be cut later.

Lunch at Wild Wings.

Home. Clean up Thor yark. He'll need to go back to the vet Monday. I guess it's a good thing Loki hasn't stopped hissing at him yet, so we can just continue on over another week.

Tonight off to Mt. Pleasant for a reception for a cousin who just got married. Get to see the good-crazy side of the family!

Thor sez: I don't want another enema, okay? That was not cool.

Why-Day

Why do women wear flip-flops and/or stiletto heels while flying on airplanes?

Every time I see one, all I can think of is if something bad happens, how in the hell is she going to get through broken glass, shards of metal and burning jet fuel wearing those?

But that's just how I think about things.

I also used to (until forced by "technological advances") only buy cars with manual windows so I could still get out if I ran off a bridge.

And used to have a pair of scissors taped under the man-child's car seat in case I needed to get him out in a hurry.

Loki sez: Tell them about the hatchet in the attic.

Thor's Day!

Thor seems much better. Except that he is horribly depressed because his brother is still hissing at him. I think I'm going to lock Loki in a broom closet all alone for a couple of days (with food, water and a litter box, of course). Let him get sad and lonely and missing his best buddy.


Thor sez: It's okay. I'll always have Skirt!

Hiss Out in the Kitten Hallway

Massive Loki drama! If this cat were human, he'd be Nathan Lane's character from The Birdcage.

Is it safe?
Maybe I'll just walk down the hall a little way.

Uh oh! Hiiiiiisssssss! Hiiiissss! RRRRRRrrrrrrwwwww!

Thor tries showing his belly as a sign of non-aggression.


Food offering. I'll take it, but won't stop growling under breath.
Thor deserves a medal for his patience with Loki! I mean, Thor was sick, Thor got shoved in a carrier and driven 15 miles to the vet. Thor got poked and prodded. Thor got fluids injected under his hide. Thor got an enema. Thor had to poop in front of dogs at the vet! Thor had to ride back 15 miles home all the while cramping from the enema. Thor had to deal with the results of his treatment for hours. Thor got NO food at all last night. And here he is being sweet as sugar to his crazy brother!

Slow Start Monday

Ugh. Groggy and slow this morning. I need to get outside to my patio project before it gets too hot. I need to get my brain awake to get started outlining the research I'm doing for another project.

Thor has a vet appointment this afternoon. After last week's round of barfing, he seemed better, but starting yesterday has been dry heaving. He seemed a little "off" yesterday also. Not lethargic, he was doing his usual activities but just extra sleepy. He seems to have lost some weight also. Still eating and drinking and using the potty.

Getting him in the carrier after just going to the vet last week will be interesting.

Thor sez: What's this I'm overhearing?

Loki Sunday

Playful Loki:


A few days ago, Loki was chittering madly on the couch. When I saw what he saw, I only had a quick moment to grab the camera and get a shot through the window.

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I don't know if they were fighting or courting but it was pretty cool.

Saturday Snippets

Spent the morning running around like a crazy person, trying to get all my errands done so I can sit on my butt and not feel too guilty about it for the rest of the weekend. It is freaking muggy out there.

Questions:

1. Why do people tail gate even when the car in front of them is doing slightly over the speed limit? It looks so stressful.

2. Why haven't I learned that any cat toy marketed as "guaranteed to drive cats wild" will be sneered at and ignored by my cats?

3. I have two projects going. One involves manual labor outside in the heat and the other involves sitting and reading research material. Which should I procrastinate the most on?

4. Why does Publix torment me with a "buy two for $5" on fresh raspberries? I can barely keep one package mold free before I eat them all, much less two. Yummy treat: drop a couple of fresh raspberries in a wine glass, fill with the reisling of your choice. Yumm-O!

Thor sez: I think you should play with us.

Freaky Friday

The boyz have a Twitter account.

I don't have a Twitter account.

I don't even know how to tell you how to follow them on Twitter.

It's Thor_and_Loki if that means anything.

The boyz say: First the Lowcountry, the nation, then the WORLD!

Thor's Day!

Cats throwing up. Yarking is what we call it about here. There is an exact protocol to follow. First, you must yark the nastiest load on the most expensive sofa/chair or rug in the house. Then you must move down the the next level, hardwood floors, tile floors - hide those a bit so the flavor has chance to soak it real good. If a human tries to put a cloth in front of you, give it your best yark show and at the last second, turn your head and yark one inch off the cloth. Extra points for yark they don't find until barefoot coming down the hall one dark and creepy night.

Thor sez: This is not amusing.

Thor sez: Really, I don't talk about your private foibles.

Thor sez: Hmmph. You don't know the half of it. Yarks you never even see. Until I want you to.

It Could Just Be That I'm Insane

I've decided that I want a patio off the back porch. So, of course, I have to do it myself because I can. Here is what it looked like:


This is what I did yesterday:


Next I'll put something down to kill off any grass roots still lurking about. Then I'll have to level the area and put down the pavers. This will probably have to wait until the weekend when I am off work again.

Eventually, I want to get a large arch to put out there and train that jasmine to grow on the arch, not my porch rail. Then I can put a bench or small glider under the arch and have a little hide-away spot.

Good thing is I used what I've learned in yoga while doing the work. So today, instead of my back being out of whack, I'm just horribly sore in the backs of my thighs and arms. And being sore in those spots makes one feel as if they've done themselves some good.

And don't you hate it when guests stop by unexpectedly at dinner time?

I hate to break it to her, but I didn't plant a container garden this year because she and her baby ate everything last year.

And continuing the crazy theme:

Loki sez: For Pete's Sake!

Memorial Day

Outtakes:

Loki Sunday

Loki sez: What? It shrank!

Thor Was Not Amused

With his trip to the vet this afternoon. Not even his real vet, but a stand-by vet (at the Banfield Clinic inside the Super Pets, they were all very nice and the vet really good despite the fact that she was probably about 15 years old).

But that's what you get when you throw up three days in a row. I was pretty sure it was all related to the giant hairball that come up Thursday morning, but looking at a long weekend, you start having thoughts.

Especially with Thor, who chews on things like a dog and has a penchant for eating spiders and rubber bands.

So, I just wanted a vet to look at him and rule out some sort of obstruction.

He is fine. He's already forgiven me for taking him to such a doggy place.

Loki, on the other hand, is still under the couch hissing. Why? I don't know. He's Loki.

Loki sez: He smells like VET!

May I Have a Mini-Jantrum?

"Thanks to DSS, we aren't allowed to discipline our children anymore."

There it is. The motto of lazy parenting.

Newsflash: Discipline means to teach, to train. It does not mean beat.

Stop being lazy and learn how to teach your children what you want them to be.

Loki sez: Doesn't mean the SPCA won't get you for feeding me loaf cat food instead of shredded with gravy.

Thor's Day!

I ought to go out of town more often. Thor has been super love-bug ever since we got back.

FPS Monday

Um, I just had to turn my heat on. I'm under a blanket with a cat on each side and I'm still freezing.

Let's go to the desert.


Canyonlands National Park, Mesa Arch


Arches National Park, Delicate Arch


Real, live (well once live) dinosaur footprint in the middle of freaking no where Utah.


Meditation is natural with such a view. Dead Horse Point State Park.

The view.

Thor sez: Excuse me, but this is Kittens on the Keyboard, not Kanyons on the Keyboard.

Loki Sunday

Loki strikes a pose.