Dear Overhead Door Company of Charleston:
I received your postcard informing me that my garage door may be in need of maintenance.
I understand that regular maintenance is essential for any mechanical object to ensure optimal performance.
I appreciate your kind offer of doing this for the special price of $49.95.
The problem is: I don't have a garage. This can only mean that you sent this postcard pretending that we have an existing business relationship. That you meant to fool me into using your company by making me think that you were being so nice to remind me of something I may have forgotten in my busy day.
Now, if this $49.95 includes the installation of a garage and garage doors, I will accept your offer.
Annoyed that you killed a tree and wasted gas having the postman deliver this to me.
I will tell everyone that I know that your company uses these slimy and pathetic business tactics.
Thor sez: Epic fail!