Loki Sunday

In honor of the current political tactic of splintering the electorate into smaller groups and pitting them against one another so that the wealthy and powerful can laugh all the way to the plutocracy, Loki would like to use his day to announce the formation of the Cat Nip Party.

The Cat Nip Party Platform:

1. Fancy Fancy Feast is to be served four times a day.

2. There will be a minimum of 15 hours of uninterrupted nap time a day.

3. Veterinarian offices will be banned. Vets may make house calls in the most dire of situations.

4. FedEx and UPS drivers will be banned from ringing doorbells. They may stand quietly on the sidewalk until someone notices them.

5. There will be special treat time twice a day.

6. There will be brushing three times a day.

7. There will be unlimited access to all surfaces at all times.

Loki sez: And Thor's Day will be abolished for it's blatant paganism!