Two things I'm excited about: going to DC and that the man-child will be meeting us there!
Two things I'm doing: getting excited about the revamp of my mythical town of Jericho Falls character's story and filling out the questionnaire for my summons to federal jury duty. (Although looking at the questions, if I answer honestly, I don't think there is a snowball's chance in hell I'll be allowed to serve.)
Two things I should be doing: vacuuming and de-junking the guest bedroom.
Two things I'm wondering about: why Joan Jett's I Love Rock-n-Roll played on my Pandora Crosby, Stills and Nash station. I mean, I love that song, but, um, really? And has anyone sent Jim Demint the message that vast swaths of his voting block are starting to see that fake outrage soundbites are not leadership?
And now, your moment of kitten: