Thor's Day!

Thor is officially the weirdest cat I've ever known. Possibly the weirdest cat in the world. Every day, he knocks the plug off the side of the tub. Every. Day. It's in his little cat routine between naps and putting fur on stuff.

The back door has a dead bolt lock. When we put the key in, we say, "One, two, three, Thor" and there he is. It's actually how we locate him when he's found a new hiding spot. Now he has learned how to pop open the back door if it isn't locked.

Today, he worked a plastic bowl out of a plastic bag and carried it around the living room a la Snoopy and his food bowl. Of course, the moment I got the camera, he dropped it and walked away.

And let's not forget his shoe fetish.

Thor sez: You'd like to prove that, wouldn't you? Get your name in Cat Fancy Magazine?

Thor's Day

Tooth brushie time.

Loki Sunday

In honor of the current political tactic of splintering the electorate into smaller groups and pitting them against one another so that the wealthy and powerful can laugh all the way to the plutocracy, Loki would like to use his day to announce the formation of the Cat Nip Party.

The Cat Nip Party Platform:

1. Fancy Fancy Feast is to be served four times a day.

2. There will be a minimum of 15 hours of uninterrupted nap time a day.

3. Veterinarian offices will be banned. Vets may make house calls in the most dire of situations.

4. FedEx and UPS drivers will be banned from ringing doorbells. They may stand quietly on the sidewalk until someone notices them.

5. There will be special treat time twice a day.

6. There will be brushing three times a day.

7. There will be unlimited access to all surfaces at all times.

Loki sez: And Thor's Day will be abolished for it's blatant paganism!