Holy popping placentas, y'all. Stop it. Right now. What was going on approximately 36-40 weeks ago?
We've got like ten jillion babies. I used to worry about social security being there for me in my old age, but with the rate of births going on, I'm not so worried anymore. Mini baby boom they're calling it.
I'm going to go have a coma now.
Loki sez: I'm ready for coma time!