Well, I was certainly overjoyed this morning to read the news and discover that my old pal Pat Robertson has turned over a new leaf in this new year.

Yes good old Pat, Jesus' self proclaimed spokesman on earth must have spent the Holiday Season (that is a JOKE, dude!) brushing up on what Jesus actually taught.

So it just warms the cockles of my heart to see that instead of casually suggesting that the cold blooded murder of another human being would be in Pat's view, a good thing to do, this year Pat is really trying to apply those principles of love and forgiveness and caring that Jesus told us about.

In leui of murder, in honor of this new found love of all mankind, Pat is now simply simpering with glee and placing all the glory to God because another human being suffered a massive stroke and is struggling for his very life.

I guess next time one of his faithful viewers (and donators) writes or calls in to the 700 Club Prayer Hotline, they better not be requesting prayer for a loved one who suffered a stroke, because obviously, God is in charge of those personally and if you get one, you probably deserved it. Right Pat?

Jesus must be so proud.