If I bought a log cabin in the mountains, would the kittens use the walls as a scratching post?
If every one in the world just stopped being mean, would we solve most of our problems?
If I sort of judge people on whether or not they thought Napoleon Dynamite was funny, is that wrong?
If one comes home and finds a hawk sitting in one's Japanese maple tree and a whole host of freaked out bird feeder denizens hiding in the bushes, should one remove the feeder until the hawk moves on or clean the window so as to get better photographs when the hawk returns?
If a picture paints a thousand words, what the heck is Thor saying?