Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Praise the Lord

...and pass the bologna. Ted Haggert has been cured! Yes, I tell you! Cured!

For a religion that claims loving understanding and forgiveness, they sure want people to walk narrow little paths.

The question Teddy boy and his friends should have been asking is not whether Ted was gay or not, but rather, why did he feel compelled to use drugs and indulge in a destructive sexual relationship? Perhaps being brainwashed in to hating yourself isn't so good for you?

But fear not, the sweet soothing balm of denial has been applied. Ted can go back to hating himself in the quiet corners of his mind and not embarass the rest of his ilk.

Loki sez: I smell something rotten and it ain't Thor's cat food breath!


Kelly Love said...

Interestingly enough, it seems that the only person who thinks old Teddy is gay is the male prostitute he "had relations" with.

In fact, evangelical Pastor Mark Driscoll blames Ted Haggard's affair with a male escort not on the former pastor's homosexuality, but on Haggard’s wife for “letting herself go.” I've seen pictures and think that Gayle Haggard’s only fault is that she mistakenly married a closeted, self-hating gay man.

JanetLee said...

Kelly - it's sad how little that surprises me.