Friday, August 12, 2011

The Radical Feline Agenda

In order to secure our natural Bastet given rights, we make the following demands:

All the tuna belongs to us!

There shall be a minimum of ten naps a day.

There shall be six meals a day.

Baths are outlawed.

Research shall be funded in order to create a renewal source of fuel from shed cat hair, the collection rights of which we shall retain as we already have collection minions working for free.

All yarked up hairballs are artifacts of great awe and should be treated as such. Have you seen how hard we work to get those things up? Some respect, please.

There shall be equal retail space devoted to cat toys, treats, etc. No more ten rows of doggie crap and half of one shelf on the bottom row of cat toys. Blatant discrimination!

Catnip shall become the .....

sorry, naptime....

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know this is off topic but I didn't know how else to contact you......my daughter (special Ed teacher and mom of 2 of our grandchildren) is trying to launch a blog thru blogspot....
It will be called charmedbychoice.blogspot
She has had some difficulty with their service and accessing the tools......just curious what your experience has been???
Thanks, Pam, South Bend

JanetLee said...

I've not had any problems, but I set this up almost 6 years ago now, so haven't really fooled around with settings or tools since then, so I don't know how starting from scratch is these days.

Looking forward to reading her blog! Let me know when she has it up and running.

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much......if you go there now the foundation
Is there......and there is a photo of her family.
She helps all of the families in her county who have
Infants and toddlers who don't get a good start in life....
Something I know you are passionate about.
God Bless, Pam

JanetLee said...

Pam - what a gorgeous family you have! I'm looking forward to reading more, I know so many families in their shoes and am amazed by their resilience and ability to focus on what they have, not what they've lost.

Anonymous said...

Thanks JanetLee......I feel blessed......I am certainly not pro divorce...BUT.....my daughter is proof that not all
Kids of divorced parents are screwed up....she is a great mom.....of caring children....