In order to secure our natural Bastet given rights, we make the following demands:
All the tuna belongs to us!
There shall be a minimum of ten naps a day.
There shall be six meals a day.
Baths are outlawed.
Research shall be funded in order to create a renewal source of fuel from shed cat hair, the collection rights of which we shall retain as we already have collection minions working for free.
All yarked up hairballs are artifacts of great awe and should be treated as such. Have you seen how hard we work to get those things up? Some respect, please.
There shall be equal retail space devoted to cat toys, treats, etc. No more ten rows of doggie crap and half of one shelf on the bottom row of cat toys. Blatant discrimination!
Catnip shall become the .....