I think the entire nation needs to be required to participate in yoga. It might help with the super-tanker of anger that people seem to be carrying around and venting out on others. Breath. From the belly, people. Are Americans the only people who don't even know how to breath? Or are we just "too busy" to actually take a full breath?
Do all night shift workers get fall-on-the-floor-hysterically-laughing-crazy around 5am? We have recently adopted some you-tube video about some chick working in a Burger King (I can't remember the character's name) and the word "Rude!" properly applied can make us laugh until we cry.
Don't you think a fresh blueberry and dark chocolate diet sounds like one you could stick to?
If it weren't for bacon and Fiery Ron's barbecue and ribs, I could be a vegetarian.
Ever notice how I sit here and spew out crazy stuff when I am avoiding doing something productive with my day?
Loki sez: Tater Tot? Thank you, but no thanks. A little too plebeian for my refined palette.
(Note to the squeamish: first, that is Jason's fork and Jason holding it. Second, we had finished eating and he was offering Loki a left over tot. Jason buys tater tots solely for the excuse to do the scene from Napoleon Dynamite "Come on give me your tots." "No I'm freaking starving I didn't get to eat anything today!"