1. Going to check email while a frying pan of EVOO (extra virgin olive oil) heats up on the stove top is a bad idea.
2. Smoke alarms sitting in decorative bowls in the front room do not work.
3. Cats will panic in a smoke filled house.
4. I have apparently lost my fire extinguisher.
5. White Cat doesn't really care that smoke is billowing out the front door, she would like her hand out now, please.
Thor sez: I've been washing my fur all night and it still smells like smoke!