Loki has been meowing for three and a half hours now. He can't find his red and white polka-dot ball. I have searched every inch of this house and I can't find his red and white polka-dot ball.
I found the red and white stripey ball. He didn't want it.
I found about 50 socks and enough hair balls to make another 10 cats.
I found 10 feathers from Thor's destroyed toys.
I found the black and white polka-dot ball.
I found the yellow bouncy ball, the green bouncy ball and the pink bouncy ball.
He played with it for a few minutes.
He is back to wandering the house, his plaintive little Mike Tyson meows just quiet enough to tug at you subliminally.
I bet Thor hid it.