Saturday, March 24, 2012

Living in The Teapot

I am female.
I do not worship Jesus Christ.
I have a college degree. In science.
I have two cats.
I have a sprig of sage on my front door and in the heart of my home - the kitchen.

I am about two election cycles from being burned at the stake in Marion Square.


Saphyre Rose said...

If they come after you first, I will bring a fire extinguisher!

I also am a female.

I do not believe in any god.

I have a college degree. In engineering.

I have a husband and a dog.

I have an ash wreath on my front door.

I have a membership and a newspaper subscription to the FFRF.

I do not believe the government has the right to stick their nose into my reproduction.

I live on the border of Goose Creek and Summerville, making me surrounded by pick-up truck driving nuts whose first words ever spoken were, "Guns, God and Country"

Add also a Pro-President Obama, an Anti-FoxNews stickers and a "Science" fish on my car's rear hatch.

I have had other driver's (males mostly) whip around me at stop lights to flip me off or shake their heads while giving me a thumbs down. Try to intimidate me by racing up and back on my bumper and have had another fish (Atheist) ripped from my car...twice. I replaced it with the Science fish.

I don't think I have 2 elections before the pitchfork wielding fundamentalists show up!

JanetLee said...

Dang, woman! They will come for you first! Got my fire extinguisher standing by.

Sharon said...

I'll back up both of you!
I am also a female.
I do not believe in any deity.
I have never had (nor wanted) children.

I don't have a car, but I wonder where I can get that Science bumper sticker. I'm sure I can find someplace to stick it. (I'll leave that up to your imagination.)

JanetLee said...

I'm afraid to put bumper stickers on my car. Seriously. I had a guy come knock on my front door once to take issue with my Co-exist bumper sticker. He wanted to tell me I was going to hell for supporting religions other than Christianity.

I am going to put my Zombie Apocalypse Response Team sticker on though.

Once the pollen stops blowing.